not my fucking year. 

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helainetieu:

dylanethan:

stewie-just-said-that:

geometricdeathtrap:

greenfeldspar:

asktrickstertrolls:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the
rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in
about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with
enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.


Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the
gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little
water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!

No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed
of this.

Snopes confirms.

What, are these kids budding sociopaths or something?

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

• Do not touch it
• Do not touch it
• Do not let anyone else touch it
• Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
• Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
• Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

holy shit i thought this was a fucking condom and i almost just scrolled past it

GAH DAMN.

I fucking hate our generation of kids. You dumb motherfuckers.

mareinfinitum:

Love & Misadventure by Lang Leav

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t-yger:

Ffs

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jaclcfrost:

i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized

there is

it’s just an oven

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rhetoricc:

carcaize:

freckled-d:

palmist:

need to make a journal like this

Omg me too

indieee

♕♕ Vintage, Rosy, Indie ♕♕

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rakugakids:

According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that all atoms are recycled over time. Which in turn means that our own atoms are ancient as well. One’s skin could have carbon in it from a meteorite or from a trilobite thousands of years old, and your blood could contain hydrogen from earth’s original atmosphere.

everythingwhelmed:

Color Run 2013

gy-m:

pia and i, best yoghurt ever. 

mayameows:

intouched:

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YAY. IT’S BACK ON SUNDAY!

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